Found the only cacao cultivator in the United State: Hawaiian Chocolate. They are growing cacao in Hawaii, and sell chocolate and nibs. A quick scan of the site doesn’t yield the variety they are growing, but they do have a ton of odd mysticism. For $50/lb you can buy “Intentional Chocolate“, which is apparently imbued with energy that will cure all your ills.
I’m not sure if the chocolate industry is ready for its Tice Power Clock yet.